To Do: Bar Napkins, Jessy's Pussy Again, or Quizmaster's Big Thing

To Do: Bar Napkins, Jessy’s Pussy Again, or Quizmaster’s Big Thing

On an average day, we tend to avoid American Idol spoofs and/or bars in Chelsea, but not today. "Napkin Idol" rewards those who can create an artistic masterpiece on a bar napkin. The best doodlers, along with their entourages, win a personal happy hour. [DuskLounge]
Jessica Delfino and her semi-famous pussy would like to wish you a Merry Shitmas. Stock up on presents for people you don't like, but have to buy something for since you drunkenly decided to participate in a Secret Santa. [What'sUpNYC]
There is just something fascinating and creepy about a quizmaster who remembers the exact day and time he lost his virginity and " quietly commemorates" it each year on the anniversary. [Big Quiz Thing]

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