· Scary Hollywood Lawyer Bert Fields says that just-shitcanned HarperCollins editor Judith Regan doesn't "have an anti-Semitic bone in her body"—you know, except for the bones that allegedly think a "Jewish cabal" in the book publishing world is out to get her.
Pauly Shore has poor table manners.
Comedy Feature Writing 101: "Think Ben Stiller."
David Mamet explains how Hollywood is like cocaine ("You cannot understand its attraction until you are doing it. And when you are doing it, you are insane"; also, it turns you into a motormouth with the shits), and then reveals the hidden connection between Asperger's Syndrome and moviemaking.
Matt Damon: Angelina Jolie is way too good a piece of ass to be married to the inattentive CIA schlub he plays in The Good Shepherd.