We teased your cock yesterday, but today we're gonna grab that sucker with both hands and rub it up and down until it splooges. That's right, here's the full boat: The first installment of the Gawker Pinup Gallery, a recurring feature that is in no way tongue-in-cheek, but is, in fact, a serious testament to the massively important figures who have gained entry into the charmed circle that is New York new media society, shot in a style that best reflects their majesty. The link below takes you to the gallery of Gabriel Delahaye ( Unethicist, Team Party Crash, Worker #3116, etc.) whose beauty and vigor has been captured by our own Nikola Tamindzic. Please keep the Kleenex near your monitor: You'll need it.

Gabriel Delahaye Pinup Gallery [Photos]

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