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A: yes. If you'll recall, this morning we solicited from y'all a blatantly bullshit scenario that you would submit to Slate's Explainer with the knowledge that it'd never be answered. Our favorite of your many queries is from prolific, unusually coherent commenter momo, aka Manhattan Offender, who ignored the part about "blatantly bullshit scenario" a little, but whatever:
I'm a man in my late thirties and I'm about to spend yet another holiday weekend hocked up on drugs with a boytoy who is young enough to be my offspring, granted my way-hot offspring, but still, like 16 years younger than me.Our answer is after the jump.
And it's not like it's some sort of older/younger financial situation. He's a total trust-fund kid and probably has a higher net worth than I do. When we get together, we actually have a great time as our senses of humor are rather similar (and the sex is stellar - s.t.e.l.l.a.r!).
Recently when walking down the street, a neighbor remarked, "I didn't know you had a son." Nevermind that my hapless neighbor didn't know I was a total 'mo, but quelling the "no, that's just a fuck-buddy" response was tough. So even though the age difference has lots of tongues wagging, we're both having fun and don't really care what anyone else thinks.
It seems recently that his drug use has increased. As someone that enjoys drugs, but can live with or without them, it makes it hard to say, "You need to clean it up, but I'm fine." Again, it's his money and it doesn't impact me. Still though it makes me worry that maybe I should say something, but I'm not sure how to approach it.
I'm staring at this open Christmas card that I want to mail him, and just cannot decide what to write. Any advice?
METH MAKES YOUR TEETH FALL OUT OF YOUR FUCKING HEAD.
(This answer requires that you send an eCard, but whatever).
