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Amazonian comedienne/Dick-licked Post scribe Mandy Stadtmiller has a lengthy piece in the paper today predicated on a MySpace-related stunt where,

for one week straight, I said "yes" to every person who messaged me, invited me to an event or tried to engage me in probing online discussion...

Having seen Mandy in attendance at events as exclusive as the retrieval of an epistle from its enclosure, we can only say that it's the story she was born to write. Nice work, kiddo! Catch you at the opening of that new dry cleaning place at 93rd & 3rd!