Remainders: Holiday Cookie Overdose

  • Make sure the douchebag you met at the bar knows exactly how you feel about him. [Orange32]
  • Monica Lewinsky got a degree from the London School of Economics. But we can still make cum stain jokes about her. [DealBreaker]
  • Miss USA may have held on, but no such luck for Miss Nevada. Lesbionic tendencies among beauty pageant winners will not be tolerated! [TMZ]