A report has come in about a new book written by a pair of Italian academics called SMS: Super Men Only that details 14 different types of men by how they send text messages. There's "Peter Pan, with his "come away with me" short messages or Wily E. Coyote, thumbing like mad behind his wife's back, or the super puppy dog, a man who just needs a little (quick, abbreviated) affection." But the book's in Italian, and so we were left to wonder just what other kind of text messagers there are out there. We've experienced several, including the guy who pretends he never gets your text messages, the guy who tries to have text message sex with you, the guy who breaks up with you over text message, the guy who sends you "picture mail" (of his dick), and so on. Any others? Leave in the comments, please.
