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  • Hot firefighters rescuing you from a stalled elevator? A gorgeous, glistening HAM? Sounds like a pretty good New Year's Eve to us. So shut up. [Perpetually Nauseous]
  • Furthermore, you live in a building with six fucking doormen. You SHOULD tip those guys for keeping out the crazies. It's not like you can't afford it. Asshole. [Self-Aggrandizement]
  • In other news, Rob still hates you. [clublife]
  • The war on trans fats rages on. [copyranter]