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If you love literature and have some free time tomorrow, you might want to head up to Columbus Circle, where a new imprint makes its debut. That's right, it's G-Unit Books, which will bow with five titles. The authors will be there, as well as G-Unit head/noted memoirist 50 Cent. What's the drive behind the new house, Fiddy?

I'm rounding up some of the top writers, same way I rounded up some of the top rappers in the game, to form G-Unit and take this series to the top of the literary world. The stories in the G-Unit series are the kinds of dramas me and my crew have been dealing with our whole lives: death, deceit, double-crosses, ultimate loyalty, and total betrayal. It's about our life on the streets and no one knows it better than us. Not to mention, when it comes to delivering authentic gritty urban stories of the high and low life, our audience expects the best."

Okay, we can't decide whether to go with the Judith Regan joke or the Nick Sylvester one. But we understand that they're both at loose ends right now. You should definitely get in touch.

50 Cent To Launch G-Unit Books, Meet Fans [Allhiphop]