Barack Obama: More Than Just a "Brother Who Can Talk Straight"

That's according to his wife, Michelle, in Ebony's February cover story on "The Hottest Couple in America" (also the source of this unusually passionate photograph). The article goes on to explain that Obama "lives two lives — one as a powerful lawmaker and another as a doting husband. And he's just fine with that." Obama is quoted as saying that Michelle likes to remind him that he is "still a man . . . she lets me know when I'm not acting right." Hillary, you know you can't compete with this display of connubial bliss. Wait . . . can you? Well, after the jump, the strong-stomached among us will witness your most valiant attempt to date.

Barack Obama: More Than Just a "Brother Who Can Talk Straight"

It's like that time you walked in on your parents, isn't it?