Executed: GaryGnu
Crime: His goal of winning the Rory/Raincoaster Memorial Award for commenting on every single post has been achieved; what reason is there to keep him around?

Executed: Glue
Crime: Using the word "snark," taking us to task for running out of "snark," admitting to not getting it.

Executed: Alfonso X. Alfonse
Crime: Still using IE6 and complaining about bullets. Always with the bullets.

Executed: redondodubonnet
Crime: Dumping on Long Island with a profaned Gone with the Wind quote.

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