This Week in Commenter Executions

Executed: GaryGnu
Crime: His goal of winning the Rory/Raincoaster Memorial Award for commenting on every single post has been achieved; what reason is there to keep him around?

Executed: Glue
Crime: Using the word "snark," taking us to task for running out of "snark," admitting to not getting it.

Executed: Alfonso X. Alfonse
Crime: Still using IE6 and complaining about bullets. Always with the bullets.

Executed: redondodubonnet
Crime: Dumping on Long Island with a profaned Gone with the Wind quote.

Disputants may consult the Gawker Comments FAQ, section 5. However, note also that this manner of death isn't really permanent. Banned commenters may return through invitations or through future general amnesties. Existing commenters should also feel free to nominate other commenters for future bannings; doing so will, of course, raise one's own potential banning profile.