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NICK DOUGLAS — A joke. Because I can abuse my columnist account to post it, and because it feels like you could use one.

Orkut Büyükkökten, creator of the Google social network that bears his name, dashes into CEO Eric Schmidt's office and says, "We have a million Brazilian users!"

Eric says, "Keep up the good work."

After Orkut leaves, Eric calls VP Marissa Mayer and asks, "How many is a brazillion again?"