• Lindsay Lohan broke up Dita Von Teese and Marilyn Manson? Seriously, what isn't she responsible for? [Dlisted]
  
• Rosie vs. Trump thing continues to putter on, with new reports of a backstage Rosie - Babawawa catfight from both tabs. [Page Six], [Gatecrasher]
  
• Herbal cure for menopause-shiller Suzanne Somers' Malibu house has burned down; it's probably too soon for a joke about hot flashes. [TMZ]
  
• Vogue's Andre Leon Talley will host the official Oscar preshow; we're confused too. [WWD]
  
• Josh Hartnett in a bathroom stall with two ladies, one of whom was reportedly actually sucking his d. Worst bathroom stall related thing to happen to Scarlett Johansson since that Lindsay Lohan graffiti? [PopCulturePundit]

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