Look at this beautiful family! Anyone seem familiar? That's right, in the top row, second from left, it's erstwhile presidential candidate/media magnate Steve Forbes! This beautiful portrait graces one of the many Christmas cards that the various branches of the Forbes family send out to their employees. As the anonymous recipient who passed them along says, "Could anything be more obnoxious than getting a half dozen holiday cards from a bunch of millionaires I've never heard of? Dude, how about you pay me a decent salary instead?" After the jump, the even-more-exciting interior:

How great is that diagram? Now impecunious Forbes employees will know who to ransom when they finally realize that their pensions are gone.

Earlier: 'Forbes', The Pensions Stripped Bare, What Does Bono Care?

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