Prospect Heights: Now a Whole Lot Crappier

A poster on the Daily Heights message board has an important plea for his neighborhood's dog owners:

Someone is letting their dog shi* all over the neighborhood and I think its purposeful. St. Johns between Underhill and Washington has become one big brown skidmark. What can we do?? Those signs (No pooping) are up all over the block as are new "Curb you Dog" signs, but nothing seems to help. I have a dog, so I'm sympathetic to dog owners, but this crap has got to stop. What to do? What to do???
We just like the image of the street as a "big brown skidmark"; between that and Atlantic Yards, life in Prospect Heights is certainly looking up.

Dog Poop Brigade [Daily Heights]
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