Meet Isaac Cohen, the dude who's currently putting it in Britney Spears. He doesn't have that whole Kevin Federline weasel face thing, which is a plus, and he also doesn't appear to be sporting cornrows. But that's definitely a bandanna he's wearing underneath his backwards trucker hat, sigh. We are just going to go ahead and put it out there: Britney, maybe you could consider dating (or, you know, "dating") an actual black person? We don't understand this shit. It's like if someone preferred carob to actual chocolate. Uh, in a manner of speaking.

Britney's New Man Takes A Cue From KFed's Style [People]

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