Warhol's Children Bite Back: Dash Snow vs. Ariel Levy

Ariel Levy's New York mag profile of the three rich white kids who are single-handedly keeping "downtown" alive got a lot of people roiled up this week — not least its elusive, controversial main subject, Dash "the Pollock of Peen-juice" Snow. On the Irak blog, Levy was called out as a "wacked reporter." Then, as so often happens, things got much harsher in the comments, and Levy was raked across the coals in the standard retarded playground-bully ways. Seriously, if you've ever kind of suspected in the back of your mind that some hipster dudes were thisclose to being skinhead thugs, but found skateboarding just in time, your suspicions will be confirmed by the scattershot misogyny and antisemitism on display here. So edgy.

We hate to break it to you, guys, but we kind of suspect that out lesbian Levy is not really interested in having your "dick in her mouf." Also, doesn't your dick have some commissions that it needs to get to work on?

Groupie Reporter Gets Fartsy Downtown [Irak]

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