A snobby thief with very expensive taste in wine hit a home in the plum town of Atherton —home to Eric Schmidt, Charles Schwab and Meg Whitman — and swiped $531,000 worth of wine. That's 177 bottles with an average "street" value of $3,000. Who on Fair Oaks Lane, scene of the crime, can fund such excess? Please let it be Sequoia Capital's Thomas Stephenson. Anyone know?