Friday

• "A bunch of bored and wealthy drug-dealing kids from the Valley...kidnap a rival's little brother and rapidly lose control of the situation." Blah blah naked Justin Timberlake. [Paper]
  
• The six broads in Considering Bombardo set out to prove Hitchens wrong. [Gotham City Improv]
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  Saturday
  
• Revel in the fact that you have a three-day weekend, unless of course you work for Gawker. [Flavorpill]
  
• Instead of participating in the Sixth Annual No Pants! Subway Ride, just sit back and admire the view. [Paper]
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  Sunday
  
• There are those who prefer to eat jello and there are those who prefer to wrestle in it. This is for the latter group. [Jello Wrestle]