• No wonder Lindsay Lohan is flashing her funbags everywhere: she's fucking Joe Francis again. [Page Six]
  
• BREAKING Golden Globes goss: "All the waitresses look like Kelly Clarkson." [Gatecrasher, last item]
  
• Brad and Angie are bringing their brood to New Orleans because "it's like a third world country, but convenient to LA and New York." (Ok, we made that last part up, but they are moving there). [UsWeekly]
  
• Naomi Campbell pleads guilty to misdemeanor assault. [TMZ]
  
• Britney had another case of the voms. [Page Six]
  
• Golden Globes blah blah. We thought Sienna Miller's hair was cute, in a way. [NYT]

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