'Jane' Virgin Still Unsacked, Intact

So Sarah DiMuro - the virginal Jane blogger whose desire for a cherryectomy before her thirtieth birthday went unfulfilled - is still at it. Even though she's now passed into her fourth decade, at which point even the government is legally forced to reclassify her from "virgin" to "spinster," DiMuro continues to prattle on about bad dates and dispense advice over at the magazine's website. Short of suggesting that she lower her standards (it certainly didn't work for Jane) we have no idea what to do to get this woman laid and out of our lives. C'mon, can't someone out there take one for the team? Or are you all too put off by the voice?

Dispatches From L.A. [Jane]