• A leaked version of Britney's contribution to the Cry Me A River genre is up on YouTube. It's a pretty nuanced critique. [YouTube]
  
• Now her comeback will really get underway! Unless the recent vom incidents are a sign that she's god no no no please NO!!! pregs again???? [Scoop]
  
• Well, at least she finally learned how to keep her bukiluki to herself in a miniskirt photo. [UsWeekly]
  
• Drew Barrymore, moving on to . . . Bruce Willis? [R&M, last item]
  
• Cameron Diaz — old, yes. Mature? Uh, perhaps no. [Page Six]
  
• 2006's bumper crop of upskirts and vadge flashes and nip slips, definitively compiled. [Cityrag]
  
• Grey's Anatomy's T. R. Knight says Isaiah Washington called him a "faggot." Considering that he's been whining about this since October, we think he's more of a "pussy." [Star]

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