We have a pretty good sense of how the comments section on this one are going to read, so think carefully before you repeat someone's obvious joke lest you wind up on this list in its next installment. Today's executees:

Executed: Pittsburghsteamer
Crime: Gross screenname. Also, pervy.

Executed: Pipharper
Crime: Afraid to be servicey.

Executed: Castercat
Crime: There's a fine line between funny-racist and unfunny-racist. Okay, actually, not that fine.

Disputants may consult the Gawker Comments FAQ, section 5. However, note also that this manner of death isn't really permanent. Banned commenters may return through invitations or through future general amnesties. Existing commenters should also feel free to nominate other commenters for future bannings; doing so will, of course, raise one's own potential banning profile.

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