Folks from communications team just came by with the most outrageous request of the rotation: Alec Baldwin called...He asked if they could send down some "GE items" to put on his desk on the set of the TV show "30 Rock" so it looks more "GE." You gotta be kidding me with this stuff.

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Not to be outdone in the veracity stakes, Aaron Sorkin immediately demanded the box in which Andy Samberg stuck his dick. Also, Seth Myers' drugs.

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