Michael Lewis Worshiping at Celebrity Baby-Naming Altar

We're very happy for Moneyball author Michael Lewis—he's got a new baby, and that's occasion for another Slate column about birth of said baby. But we think Lewis might have misplaced his anxieties about his older daughters' rivalry with their newborn brother. He fails to mention that by giving his children the names of Quinn and Dixie (girls) and Walker (boy), he's doomed them to lives of ridicule anyway. Who does he think he is, Gwyneth Paltrow?

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