• Early on the morning of January 20th, Jennifer Aniston had her "deviated septum" re-redone, her publicist confirms to Us. Because when your ex-husband is fathering the children of one of the most naturally beautiful women in the world, plastic surgery is totally the best revenge. [UsWeekly]
  
• Kevin wants Britney to go to rehab, claims Star. [The Scoop]
  
• Perhaps he needs to take a page from Nick Lachey's 'taking the high road, then bragging about taking the high road' playbook. [People]
  
• In the wake of her Tom Brady breakup, Bridget Moynahan's looking a little Dangerously Thin. [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
  
• "Hi, Rebecca Gayheart? This is Brandy. You know, Moesha? Hi! What's up? So listen, I might have accidentally sort of, you know, killed someone in a car accident. Any tips on how to make it so that no one ever mentions it in conjunction with my name again? Oh, cool!" [TMZ]
  
• Did Eva Longoria fuck a Saudi Prince for cash? [R&M, 2nd item]
  

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