We have to just come right out and say it: all the feverish excitement you tipsters have been evincing over Parisexposed.com strikes us as a tad unseemly. The deal, as Fleshbot told us, is that Paris abandoned all of this incriminating shit in a storage locker, then forgot to pay the bill. For $39.97, you can see Paris's boobs (again), Paris snorting $5K worth of coke off a fat guy's torso, Paris smoking weed (again), Paris smoking a tampon (we assume that after she figured out her mix-up, no one else wanted a hit of that joint), and, apparently, untold other riches. Or you can look at these photos Radar's got, watch this free trailer, and not feel like a complete fucking jackass when you get your AmEx bill next month. Your call. Seriously, ask yourself: what would Lloyd Grove do?

Paris Hilton As You've Often Seen Her [Radar]
Paris Hilton Exposed Trailer [DailyMotion]

Do we really have to explain that none of this is SFW? If you thought it was, you deserve to get fired.

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