This nosy little "blind" item ran in Gatecrasher today:

That actress who had surgery on her septum? Who knew she still had one?

We were, of course, super-befuddled, considering that news of Jennifer Aniston's (totally medically necessary, a commenter assured us) nose procedure only broke yesterday. But maybe Ben Widdicombe is faking us out? It's in this spirit that we ask you:

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Don't Shoot The Messenger [Gatecrasher]

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