• Jared Leto continues to douche it up all over Park City, threatening someone with a bottle at a Matisyahu show. Bad. Ass. [Page Six]
  
• Pamela Anderson and George Clooney went on a date; one hopes he didn't screw up and call her "beautiful" like Steve Bing, uh, didn't. [SFGate]
  
• Which Best Actress nominee has (or had) the best rack? Man, UK tabloids are just so much better than ours. [The Sun, NSF those who'd like to preserve their virginal, idealized image of Dame Judi Dench]
  
• Nicole Kidman's ok after a car crash on the set of her new zombie movie. [Star]
  
• Norman "Bilbo Baggins" Mailer continues to say mean things about lady book reviewers who dare to diss his latest masterpiece. [R&M]
  
• Top Chef hostess Padma Lakshmi likes to indulge in an on-set doob now and then. Which maybe explains picking Ilan over Sam? [BWE]

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