• She may be pretty, but Jessica Joffe is too boring for even Socialite Rank. [Socialite Rank]
  • Neal Pollack dives headfirst into the pooey debate over his hip-parenting tome Alternadad, and shakes a great big rattle at his detractors. [Babble]
  • Yale students need to be reminded that showers are for showering, not for making sweet love while your dormmates wait outside in their towels and flip-flops. [IvyGate]
  • Why Britney and Reese Witherspoon should become BFFs. [GoFugYourself]

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