Today, the Post reports on the scandal that's been rocking the foundations over in San Franscisco: a twelve-steppin' former appointments secretary to mayor Gavin Newsom — who also happens to be married to Newsom's campaign manager — got to the step where you have to admit your wrongdoings and confessed that she and Newsom had had an affair in 2005, around the time when Newsom and former SF prosecutor/ current NY socialite/Fox News Channel host Kimberly Guilfoyle were divorcing. And, as the Post reports, "Guilfoyle has since remarried, tying the knot last Memorial Day to Eric Villency, the heir to the Maurice Villency furniture fortune." Well, thank heavens things worked out for poor jilted Kimberly, right? Uh huh. Except there's just this one little detail that the Posties aren't mentioning about their fellow News Corp employee . . .

Regular Gawker readers will recall that Guilfoyle is the villainous lady who stole Eric Villency away from Olivia Chantecaille, which obviously directly caused her to become worrisomely rexy. Gosh, it's like an Edith Wharton novel without all the interesting parts.

Update: A tipster writes, "Totally unfair. eric was 100% broken up with olivia months - maybe even a year -before he even started dating kimberly."

Freaky Frisco Scandal Hits Foxy Lady [NYP]

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