Yesterday, Peter Berdovsky [right] and Sean Stevens, who were arrested for installing some of the controversially bomb-esque lite brite boxes promoting Cartoon Network's Aqua Teen Hunger Force, held a press conference. However, they refused to answer questions on any topic besides their hair.
"For example, Afros, I think, comes kind of from the '70s, but then again, there's other styles," said dreadlocked suspect Peter Berdovsky, 27, who chided, "Please don't interrupt," when someone interjected that he wasn't taking the situation seriously. When asked, "How do you feel right now?" Berdovsky replied, "I feel like my hair is pretty perfect."
Unfortunately, a full transcript of the press conference isn't available, so we were unable to ascertain whether Mr. Berdovsky's carpet was, indeed, dreaded to match his drapes.