• Lindsay Lohan decides not to "push herself" by, you know, actually acting in a movie. [TMZ]
  
• Related, kinda: Jared Leto may have gotten all gouty for naught. The Mark David Chapman pic he co-stars in with Linds hasn't yet found a distributor, and is sparking protests. [R&M]
  
• Johnny Knoxville's wife fiiiiinally got a clue. [Us Weekly]
  
• Britney wants Kevin back. Or she doesn't. And she's paying him $25 million. Or one million. Jesus, it's more confusing than her hair color (which is black again, btw, last time we checked). [TMZ]
  
• Fashion week, schmashion week. We're waaay more excited for ANTM Cycle 8. Two plus size girls! A Puerto Rican spitfire! "It's all about me!" [CW]
  
• Patrick McDreamy and Jillian Whatsit named their twins Sullivan Patrick and Darby Galen. [Star]

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