Gawker is looking for a writer with a strong obsession with women's magazines to work on various and sundry projects, the particular details of which may be revealed at some date in the mid- to far-future. This is a full-time job that pays accordingly. You should be based in New York City and ready to start more or less immediately. If you're interested, write a paragraph about yourself and a paragraph or two discussing a women's magazine of your choosing and email it to firstname.lastname@example.org. If you've got a blog, please include the URL. For our sanity, and yours, emails with resumes or attachments will be deleted unread. Don't make us get all Laurel Touby on you. Thanks.