Remainders: Tom Cruise Is Our Personal Savior

  • Yale students, heretofore woefully underrepresented in high-profile jobs, are finally making their presence known in the comedy world. Thank fucking God. [Comedy Central]
  • Tom Cruise and Ben Stiller might be bringing The Hardy Boys to the big screen for them to star in. There's something not-so-fresh about this idea, we think. [TMZ]
  • And in other Tom Cruise news, here's all of the Tom Cruise-as-Jesus paraphernalia you could ever possibly want. [Cafe Press]
  • Secrets of the seating assignments at the Waverly Inn, revealed. [NYP]