Gossip Roundup: Cisco Adler's Got Massive Balls

  • And he's totally okay with that. Mischa, on the other hand — well, maybe not so much. [NYO]
  • Britney Spears: "I'm old, y'all! I'm 24!" She's either lying or she doesn't know her own age or Page Six is wrong. Complete toss-up. [Page Six]
  • Related: Britney's fakelationship with Isaac Cohen is so over, y'all! [Us Weekly]
  • All you need to know re: the Kim Kardashian (seriously: who? why?) sex tape-cum-publicity stunt. Actually, that would be a good name for a porn! [Fleshbot]
  • Jessica Biel snatched up Lindsay Lohan's spot in A Woman of No Importance. Life, art, etc. [InTouch]