Anna Nicole Smith's death has left us all yearning for closure, and now, we find it the one place we still can: in the resolution of the Petrescu cat-couple fash week hoax mystery, which Radar had guessed was something to do with Sasha Baron Cohen character Bruno. As the Wall Street Journal online reports, Nicolae and Elisabeta Petrescu are figments of Trovata designer John Whitledge's fertile imagination. We know nothing wants us want to buy a high-end frock like a twenty-pound drugged tabby. Seriously!

Heard on the Runway [WSJ]

Earlier: Gawker's Coverage of The Cat People

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