Anna Nicole Smith: The Paris Hilton Connection

The news that Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Prince Frederick von Anhalt, might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn seems like a blatant play for the riches that soon may rain down on young Dannielynn, not to mention some sort of sick reality show—but, hello, people, what about the PARIS HILTON CONNECTION?! Zsa Zsa is Paris's sort-of-step-grandmother, thanks to her four-year marriage to Paris's grandfather Conrad in the 1940s. This is a shocking turn of events; we had no idea that Paris might be involved, but cannot, in fact, say that we are surprised, since she does seem to get her size-11 feet mixed up in all kinds of shit lately.

UPDATE: Radar is claiming that "Prince" von Anhalt is no prince, and furthermore, he's been shooting blanks for years. He's still sort-of-but-not-really Paris Hilton's step-grandfather, though.

Gabor's Husband May Be Smith Baby's Dad [Yahoo]
Impotent Prince Charming Says He's Anna's BD [Radar]