Valentine's Day is Wednesday, people, and we're going to be closing the polls ... oh, sometime before Wednesday. So hurry up and get your entries in, or you'll be leaving adorable TAN all alone on 103rd Street. Which, quite frankly, will be no fun for him. Also, need we add that dinner is on Gawker? Okay, we'll add that. Remember: One paragraph about what you've done for the good of black people, sent to firstname.lastname@example.org. Do it! For the good of black people everywhere, do it now!
UPDATE: Via Eater, we learn that ALL White Castles in Manhattan and "most" in Brooklyn are BOOKED FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. Not to worry, though; TAN has a reservation in hand.