Dear Diary, Well, I think I'll wear something stern and sophisticated to court today, since this murderer guy crazily accused me of cutting off a guy's chick's head and hands and all, and everyone thinks I helped him get away! And since we're discussing a gag order today, because I don't want opposing counsel to talk to the press, I should carry a book by a journalist so the media doesn't hate me! Oh, yay! Here's that Maureen Dowd book my spinster aunt gave me! That's perfect. Gotta jet!

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