Happy Firing Day, MTV Kids

You hear it first:

MTV ax drops this afternoon. The people will be informed late this afternoon. This from my boss, who will be doing the axing in my dept. Hooray.
Later:
I meant axe, whatever. I have not been able to sleep.
Chin up, tipster. Remember, this strategic reorganization is for the good of all!

Update:
OH IT BEGINS. Another tipster reports that the "ax" is being swung already, surmises that they're doing it in "splurts." Like love!

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