• Factory Girl director George Hickenlooper was "forcibly ejected" from oily heir Brandon Davis's hotel room for... not being French or medicated enough? [Transom]
  
• Speaking of trashy hotel rooms, who do you think is the "old-school MC" who managed to get vom on the ceiling of his? [Gatecrasher, last item]
  
• TrimSpa CEO Alex Goen casts aspersions on the veracity of those Anna Nicole fridge photos. Seriously, how dare they imply she used Slimfast! [NYDN]
  
• Mario Batali and his fingerling won a round in the battle against their bad landlord. [Page Six]
  
• Howard Stern is going to marry his girlfriend. [Us Weekly]
  
• Can Brit singer Robbie Williams kick prescription drugs? Yes he can! [AFP]

Contact information for this author is not available.