Mara Altman's just-out-of-J-school stylee cover story in this Valentine's Day edition of the Voice is about a guy with cerebral palsy and a small penis who likes to do it doggie style. This piece has to count as the worst thing to happen to people with different abilities since Riding the Bus With My Sister. It's even freaking out Voice staffers, who aren't sure exactly what sort of newspaper they're working at. What's even worse is that apparently the dude gets laid so much more than all of us.