Or, to be more precise: Bratz-y! New York mag catches up with the contestant who consciously filled the villain slot on the last season of the Bravo hit, and reveals that his success isn't going so successfully: "I'm totally broke," he's quoted as saying. But hasn't the show helped him sell out, like, at all?

"I'm almost afraid to admit what I'm doing," he says, "but it's costumes for a movie. It's a live-action movie for the Bratz." Those slutty dolls? "Yeah, those slutty dolls."

We're imagining Jeffrey's TV nemesis Laura Albert Bennett reading this profile while lounging on divan upholstered in hundred dollar bills, cackling, and then throwing the magazine into a giant roaring fire.

What Happened To Jeffrey Sebelia? [NY Mag]