When news breaks all sorts of "professionals" with "qualifications" show up on television, offering their "expert analysis." But we've often found that the man or woman on the street is just as wise as these self-appointed pundits. In order to get to the bottom of the recent events concerning Britney Spears, we sent The Assimilated Negro and Gawker videographer Richard Blakeley out to the gritty streets of SoHo to solicit your opinions. These are your stories.