• On her way from another one-day rehab stint in Malibu, Britney Spears found time to tell People that she's "great." [People]
  
• She was on her way to meet with "celebrity lawyer" Blair Berk, who did such a great job representing Mel Gibson on those drunk driving charges. [NYP]
  
• Lindsay Lohan probably thought all the focus on Britney and Anna Nicole would prevent anyone from noticing that she skipped "father figure" Robert Altman's memorial service. Wrong! [Page Six]
  
• Oh, and speaking of Anna Nicole: this last blind item seems to indicate that Howard K. Stern pimped her out. Yucky. [Page Six]
  
• Oh, so the latest sordid allegation that's emerged during the Anna Nicole trial is that Howard K. fed her drugs when she was pregs and in the hospital. [NYDN]
  
• Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz is apparently tired of sucking Ashlee Simpson's transplanted face. [Page Six]

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