Which annoying socialite will earn a place in the gossip columns if that photo of her with a crack pipe ever makes it onto the blogs?

That question was posed by Ben Widdicombe in today's Gatecrasher column. The above photo of Arden Wohl (who graduated recently from NYU with a film degree, and loves Valentino, Derek Blasberg and Colette—OMG us too, mostly!) "made it onto the blogs" yesterday, thanks to a helpful Socialite Rank commenter. Whoever told Ben that was a crack pipe is, like, on crack. No one wears such pretty head jewelry to smoke crack.

Don't Shoot The Messenger [Gatecrasher, last item]

NY Mag Goes Social [SR]