Weepy Judge Gives Dannielynn Custody of Anna Nicole Corpse

We know you are way too classy to care about the ongoing Anna Nicole circus. We know! But loony judge Larry Seidlin just keeps giving us new reasons to care: crying, calling Anna Nicole's mom Virgie Arthur "mama," and generally being nuts. And now, he's just announced a verdict in the highly important 'who gets to decide where the body is buried' aspect of the case. (Seriously, what?) And this is how he prefaced his announcement that Dannielynn (well, Dannielynn's temporary legal guardian, Richard Milstein) would be awarded custody of the body: "I'm going to pronounce the disposition of this case. I hope that when you hear it, you handle it with the respect and dignity Anna Nicole will want." That lady's watchwords, right there.

Emotional Judge Announces Ruling [CNN]