Ahoy, sluts! We've been enjoying the exploits of College Call Girl lately—she's one of them high-class whores who's hooking to pay her way through college in New York. (Who isn't?) But not everything is all Julia Roberts in the Manhattan world of pay-for-play. Sometimes, our correspondent reports, you end up with guys who put their belts around your neck and totally rape you and stuff. Yes, go on agents and editors, go get it. Cautionary tale! Very literary. Alice Mayhew would totally buy it.

The Bad And The Ugly [College Call-Girl] [Barely SFW]
Q&A [One D At A Time] [Definitely NSFW]

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